My character. She’s based on a harlequin.
I met a nice cat on the way home
Bunnies are fucking stupid and I love them.
“no ur cute”
*gets out knife* “NO UR CUTE”
you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm
WHAT THE FUCK
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
How you know the truck driver behind you is
listning to the same song as you are.
Dude snitched hard as shit
Watch Food Truck legend Roy Choi’s Midnight Hack add a golden Oreo touch to chicken tenders.
bunnies and cats because bunnies and cats
Both species can be incredibly cheeky…. and incredibly affectionate <3
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oh my god paradox space brings me so much relief. homestuck won’t be over and all the friendships and memories we’ve made won’t just dissipate and i am beside myself with joy.
i can’t wait to see it unravel, and i’m so very glad that we’ll be in it for this totally new chapter of the story!
also i just want to know how dad egbert got kicked out of cirque du soleil.
Happy 4/13 here’s me juggling on a giraffe unicycle.
H8 Cake anyone?
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