"daddy where do babies come from" "we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "…we just don’t know"— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) February 28, 2013
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM
iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN
seems like theres a panic at the disco
gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
most underrated Doctor
Love, love, love Nine.
sure, money can’t buy you “happiness” but it can buy you a sense of financial security, remove the worry of not being able to feed yourself, remove the fear of losing your house, remove the discomfort of not being able to socialize because you don’t have the money to go out, and also it can buy you the new pokemon game and that’s pretty fucking close
Does that say Hannibal Lecter Actual Cannibal
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.
Damn, she’s really changed…
Yeah, she used to have a little integrity back in the day.
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing
reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space
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