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Behold!
The new king is born!
I tried to scroll past…
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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Possibly the greatest line in anime history.
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Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my office like the ones they have in Japan. Visitors get to order coffee, tea and pastries and hang out with cats. Heaven.
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TOP 10 GAMING RULES OF ALL TIME (by notes)
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reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
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Father forgive me for I have sinned.
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Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.
oh……my…….god……….
alright ladies, this is it, you’re no longer allowed be friends with men, its the law
Well, Thats What We Get For Putting Men In The Dreaded FRIEND ZONE!!!!!WHat A Horrible Thing It Is To Be A Friend Of Ours!! No One Deserves That!!!!!!!!!! ⁑^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
are you being fucking serious? IS HE BEING FUCKING SERIOUS?! I CAN’T FUCKING TELL ANYMORE!!! GET OUT!! GET OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET RIGHT NOW.
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i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye
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*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
My Grandmother struggled with lung cancer for few years and a couple months before she passed her best friend gave her a pair of glasses with the…
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ok ok but just imagine
it’s april fools
john is pranking his dad
he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats
and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like
refuses to be fazed
so he puts on one of the joke hats like
“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”
i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?
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