God is hunting me for sport

millennial-review:

would-we-be-friends-if-i:

beowulf22121:

dragon-in-a-fez:

nerdy-as-heck:

what-even-is-thiss:

conversationswithamillennial:

fangirltothefullest:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

Head, Abdomen, Thorax.

6 limbs.

Insect.

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

autistickujojotaro:

lostwiginity:

I liked when the svelte octopus dude complimented Squidward and called him “baby”, and Squidward swooned so hard he died.

That was pretty gay of him.

why would y’all hide these in the notes

doomdaysdecays:

autistics/adhders relating to each other like

radicalurbanista:

10.10.20. Washington DC

BLM protests continue, over 120 days now. DC protesters have been in the streets for months to defund the police. In response to calls to defund the police, the police have increased their brutality. How could reform work on those who abuse power to maintain it?

shieldfoss:

andmaybegayer:

Old Town Road but he just keeps listing all the places he has horses

I got the horses in the back
horses on the track
horses in the shack and I got horses fetching snacks

I got the horses in earth core
down under the floor
horses in the store and I got horses on the moor

brawltogethernow:

theonewhounderstandsyou:

maximilian-desoto:

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

For years Tumblr has been putting on airs, like a lady who’s risen above her station and fastidiously cut ties with her roots. But today, in the face of this perfect fucking storm, the pretense of dignity is gone. Now our fine hat bought with our husband’s money is in the mud and we’re fist fighting Maud who we used to run cons with in the middle of the road.

hideandsneak:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

blushbi:

blushbi:

ok so clearly election limbo is when everything that people have been waiting for is happening so time to manifest whatever you want to happen

reblog and tag what ur manifesting

dapper-comedy:

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

shepardoftheearth:

teenagefeeling:

johnsheppard-assshaker:

not-mom:

megafauna-deluxe:

spearxwind:

muckkles:

bionicle:

freakonakaleesh:

thewordywarlock:

vamprisms:

highway51archive-deactivated202:

harry-crane:

Ok everybody remake the Destiel confession only using pictures you already have saved on your phone

katy-l-wood:

For everyone who DOESN’T have ADHD, congrats, the last 24 hours have showed you exactly what it is like. For everyone else who DOES have ADHD and has spent the day on an ADHDx2 speedrun like I have, I don’t know how we haven’t short-circuited either.